I feel compelled to participate in the most recent meme that's been circulating in my corner of the blogosphere. I'm going to take Matt's advice and change it up a little. Here's what "Brian eats", according to Google:
1. Brian eats many "gut cherries" when he discovers them.
2. Brian eats a variety of foods now, although we would like to see him eat more veggies.
3. Brian eats a whole otter every morning.
4. Brian eats only an orange with black coffee in the days leading up to Christmas.
5. Brian eats mostly donuts for breakfast.
6. Brian eats poisonous berries and becomes ill, he tries eating insects.
7. Brian eats too many Nerds.
8. Brian eats oatmeal/cereal but is not a bastard.
9. Brian eats books.
10. Brian eats cheap food from cardroom bars and hamburger stands, greasy carbohydrates, and he gets fatter and fatter.
1. Brian eats many "gut cherries" when he discovers them.
2. Brian eats a variety of foods now, although we would like to see him eat more veggies.
3. Brian eats a whole otter every morning.
4. Brian eats only an orange with black coffee in the days leading up to Christmas.
5. Brian eats mostly donuts for breakfast.
6. Brian eats poisonous berries and becomes ill, he tries eating insects.
7. Brian eats too many Nerds.
8. Brian eats oatmeal/cereal but is not a bastard.
9. Brian eats books.
10. Brian eats cheap food from cardroom bars and hamburger stands, greasy carbohydrates, and he gets fatter and fatter.
The logic of number 8 is beautiful.
Posted by
Jana |
1:15 AM
Beautiful. I think this revision of the meme is even better.
But where's "Brian eats cheap Cantina food and watered-down beer"?
PS--who's Jean Balliveau? She or he is mentioned in a song by Jane Siberry too. ("This stick was signed by Jean Balliveau/so don't fuckin' tell me where to fuckin' go, oh oh oh," she sings, and it's a very pretty piano ballad, so the "fuckin'" is kind of fun to hear.)
Posted by
Phil |
11:04 AM
1) Brent's needs are different than mine.
2) Brent needs somewhere to share his knowledge of non-technology related geeky stuff, his friends don't care, but maybe you do.
3) Brent needs the highest quality staff.
4) Brent needs foster carers and adopters from different religious backgrounds.
5) Brent needs a punishment.
6) Brent needs three top ten finishes at World Cups in order to meet the Canadian Olympic Committee qualifying standards.
7) Brent needs more police.
8) Brent needs to examine his self-proclaimed Godly status.
9) Brent needs a date for our trip
to Las Vegas.
10) Brent needs a date for our trip
to Las Vegas.
Posted by
Anonymous |
4:31 PM
Benjamin needs to work to create a healthy place for romance. Benjamin can do better with mature partners; people who are experienced and wise.
Benjamin needs to be fed or held.
Benjamin needs to hit the Return key a bit more often.
Benjamin needs a break.
Benjamin needs to work to create a healthy place for romance.
Benjamin needs a good foil to play off of.
Benjamin needs to learn to move around the classroom and the school building independently in his wheelchair.
Benjamin needs to have her mtDNA measured to see if it is the same as Charlene Chambers King's.
Benjamin needs an Windows 95 operating system or later version.
Benjamin needs to issue two verbal code-phrases.
Posted by
bnjmn |
7:16 PM
Apparently Carlos needs a healthy home and family. That's the summary of my google search.
Posted by
Carlos |
9:02 PM
1. Eoin meets the President of Ireland 22/02/05 ... My healthy eating and living
pledge is slowly getting off the ground....had a lovely chicken
2. Eoin will say that when he's not at work he eats, sometimes with a drink or in
fact just with a drink!
3. Oh, and KEEP EM COMING, EOIN!
4. However it was Eoin’s eating habits that gave John and Theresa serious cause for
concern.
5. Thanks, Eoin module Test where import Numeric testR1 :: Integer
6. bears are omnivores, mostly eating fruits and vegetation and only occasionally
eating meat. This is a story written by Eoin, aged 8, from Co. Antrim
7. tortillas packed with spicy beef and refried beans - perfect for soaking up
alcoholic excess. So eat, drink and be very, very merry! Words: Eoin
8. Not eating won't change that. Eoin was not arrested for being an activist, he
was arrested for dangerous driving.
9. Eoin also tells us that
consumers have three choices.
10. Tell them Eoin sent ya!!!!
Random. Thats what you get for having a wierd name.
Posted by
Anonymous |
7:26 AM