Beer: Some Assembly RequiredWhat you see here are the raw ingredients to a wheat beer that will be brewed sometime over the Christmas break by Mike and Brian, novice brewmasters.
We need some help with a name, because, frankly, "Hank's Hefeweizen" doesn't cut it. I promise one bottle of the beer to the person who thinks of the best name. While there are no restrictions on what the name should be, it will preferably involve some reference to Canada or winter, and an obscure academic theorist or theologian. If you really want to impress us, utilize part of a Pogues lyric. Also, the name should be really, really pretentious.
And, a note to all those who may be concerned: I understand that there are no bacterium fatal to humans that can survive in beer. So, if you drink it, you don't have to fear for your life. Your tastebuds, well, that's another matter.
If alliteration is worth anything...
Brother Brian's Backyard Brew
...or, following a Reformed seminarian theme...
Heretic's Pericope
Pecca Fortiter
or,
Old One Hundreth
Posted by
lucretius |
11:47 PM
Scotian Solstice?
Natal Canadian Ale? (natal for nativity: winter, Christmas...)
Bernard's Red Leaf?
Maple of Clairvaux?
Abelard's Youle?
Poor Clare's Moutnain Man? (as in St. Francis' female follwer)
Macrina's Fridgid Stout? (she was the sister of the Capadocian brothers, said to have been on par as her siblings)
Posted by
Carlos |
12:53 PM
Scathing Boltian Lager!!!!
Posted by
Carlos |
1:09 PM
Oh yeah, here is the link which hold the photos of my time on the Emerald Isle!
http://home.comcast.net/~lordcarlosrobert/Ireland.html
Posted by
Carlos |
2:05 PM
How 'bout 'the London Fog'?
Posted by
Anonymous |
10:04 PM
-Billy In The Bowl
-Frank Ryan's Fucking Blackshirt Ale
-Dribble/Vomit/Grovel Stout
-I'm a Beer You Don't Meet Everyday
-Sally MacLennane's Greatest Little Boozer
-Drunk on a Wednesday
Posted by
Anonymous |
12:29 AM
Lots of good contenders here, but by me the current front-runner is "I'm a Beer You Don't Meet Every Day."
Posted by
Anonymous |
11:45 AM
Bork & Buma's Ineluctable Modality
Tastes Like Hip (or, Phantom Power)
Harry Bloom's Negative Gnosis
A Balm in Gilead
This Stick Was Signed By Jean Belliveau
Chimes Speciale
Brain Spork's Secret Label
Shakalaka Bum-a
Mere Anarchy
Posted by
Phil |
3:23 PM
Tuesdays
Bewology
Briology
bricanwin
cannonsbri
cannonsbork
Ay
Posted by
Anonymous |
6:03 PM
Αγάπη, πίνεται ή νηφάλια
Barba in orca
Fruor lac lactis hordeum
De whisky, u is de duivel
(because everything is better in pretentious theological languages)
Honkey Tonk HomeBrew
Posted by
Reverend Irreverent |
7:49 PM
-Old Smelly Cat Bock
-Where's My Llama? Hefeweizen
-The Flying Squirrel Formerly Known As Satan's Poisonous Extra Special Bitter
-Glutinous Dragon Oud Bruin
-Salty Bubba Dopplebock
-Transgendered Black Hole Maerzen
-Viscious Chewbacca Defense Brown Ale
-Bionic Porpoise Old Ale
-Black Sizzling Bastard Bavarian Dunkelweizen
-Ferrell Crackhouse Koelsch
-Nefarious Bock
-Wobbly Nurses Day Black Old Ale
-Lost Solstice Yellow Altbier
-The Hippo Formerly Known As Satan's Bald Russian Imperial Stout
-Unholy Moron Dopplebock
-Stumbling Butt Schwartzbier
-Pablo Picasso's Bald Moose Oud Bruin
Posted by
Anonymous |
10:54 PM
Oh yeah, almost forgot:
-Gary Coleman's Sizzling Sharks With Frickin Laser Beams Tied To Their Heads Schwartzbier
Posted by
Anonymous |
10:57 PM
Luther's 95
Hauerwas Hef
Dooyewerd Bitter
Apophatic Ale
Original Sin
Posted by
bnjmn |
7:48 PM
So, did you ever pick a name, or what?
Posted by
Jana |
4:44 PM