A note found in the west gym of the Fieldhouse, shortly before the start of an epic floor hockey match. I'm not sure the context, but I am pretty sure this Kevin guy leads a life much more exciting than mine.
KEVIN,
RUN FAST
ATTACK THE BARRIERS
GET WET, BUT NOT TOO WET
BE TOUGH
JUST FLY
KNOW WHY YOU RUN
ENJOY THE SPEED
REVEL IN THE PAIN
FINISH STRONG
RACE TO SATISFACTION
BE DONE.
females are praying + rooting for you
-SMOKEY
KEVIN,
RUN FAST
ATTACK THE BARRIERS
GET WET, BUT NOT TOO WET
BE TOUGH
JUST FLY
KNOW WHY YOU RUN
ENJOY THE SPEED
REVEL IN THE PAIN
FINISH STRONG
RACE TO SATISFACTION
BE DONE.
females are praying + rooting for you
-SMOKEY
Hmm...Dude that note might be a reference to the crazy shenanigans that take place in the locker room. I refer to the place as Babylon... freaky
Posted by
Carlos |
10:53 AM
Brian,
Speak slow
Attack the heresy
Get theological, but not too theological
Be pastoral
Just bring the Word
Know why you preach
Enjoy the attention
Revel in the rhetoric
Finish soon
Preach to conviction
Be done
Females are praying + rooting for you
(that’s my favorite line)
- the bandit
There now. Don’t you feel as though you lead an exciting life, too?
Posted by
Reverend Irreverent |
6:29 PM
Do you still have the piece of paper you found this written on? You should really send it to Found magazine!
Posted by
Anonymous |
8:56 PM